Saturday, April 12, 2008

Just another Tel Avivian tale...

Inspiration comes from the craziest places I guess... Today (yesterday already :P) I had a very bittersweet day, Vivi left and my life is sadder because of it. I don''t want to dwell on that today, but i have to say that thinking about all we went through these past 9 months and a half, puts an amazing smile on my face, it even makes me laugh out loud at times...

Moving on...

Last night was our last night out, a lot of alchohol involved, drinking from 6pm till 5am... bar/club hoping... It was definatelly a FUN girls night out... cut to today = major HANG OVER...
But, come on... It's friday, and I was not gonna stay home on a friday night :P specially since now Im on my Pessach break from school.... YAY!!! - why do i always get side tracked? lol

Well, sometimes staying home is the best choice, specially on a night like tonight... Hung over (meaning no alcohol was gonna make its way to my digestive system), tired for lack of enough sleep and simply lack of the "let's have fun" attitude (yes, i am human and yes, sometimes im just not in the mood to party... who would have guessed? Right?)... All that resulted in a dragged night a lot of walking and no patience at all for the whole "waiting for the club selector to stop being a douchebag and realize he is NOT the king"drama, and let us in... Which ended up in me and my friend coming back to the club we started the night in...

3am, Im done... Too tired, too cranky, too many jerks around... My friend gets a cab home and I wait for my ride (my sweet and amazing dad). There I m sitting on a window sill when I hear this dialogue (In english):

Guy 1 -"so, what do I do now?"
Guy 2 - "go back and talk to those 2 girls at the end of the bar"
G1 - "ok" - and he leaves
few minutes later...
G1 - "what do I do now?" - Are you kidding me?? People actually do stuff like this? LOL
G2 - "say you are leaving and ask for her number"
G1 - "To which one I ask, th one I loked the most or the one I have been talking more to?"
G2 - "The one you chatted most with"
G1 - "Ok" - and leaves again

Another guy appears and stands right next to me... which leads to this dialogue:

G3 - "I dont know what to do"
G2 - "Start a conversation with some girl, start one up with the one nex to you. Ask her how her night is..." - AKA me!!! lol, seriously,as if they were speaking a secret language or I was deaf... LOL
... G3 turns to me asks:
G3 - "How is you night going?" - Am I being Punk'd? Where is Ashton? Seriously...
Me - "It's over, Im going home" - no, I wasn't rude... I had a smile on my face... :P
... G3 turns to G2 and says:
G3 - "She said her night is over and she is going home" - ROTFL

G2, the dating guru... cof cof, takes over and talks to me... We have a quick but nice chat... He leaves and so do I...

To complete the journey... Im at the sidewalk waiting for my ride and G3 passes by and says: "Need a ride?" and politely say no and he leaves...

I have to addmit, the night WAS so over, but that whole situation totally saved it... :P

A quick update

In the best Murphy fashion, the whole visit from the radio guys never happened... hahahahahahaha

The best thing about that?? The reason...

Apparentely the RamFm radio station does not have the right permits to work (they have been on fr more than an year... unbelievable :P) so 8 of the people that work there were actually arrested the night before the day of the visit, including the guy that was coming... They were released, but put into house arrest...
LOL.... I swear, these things only happen here....:P

'till next time :D


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